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  • u-nable:

    Cute t-shirts from Choies1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

    Choies is a online store that sells a wide range of clothes that are trendy and affordable!and not only do Choies sell t-shirts, they also sell kimonos, shorts, jeans and much more!

    • So, please visit Choies! They have affordable quality clothing suited for every taste and style.

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  • medi0creatbest:

    gnarboy:

    duskball:

    lame-waves:

    i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

    Holy fuxki shit

    this is literally the best fucking thing i’ve watched this year.

    Oh my god this is amazing

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  • digg:

    BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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  • celestia:

    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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  • medi0creatbest:

    gnarboy:

    duskball:

    lame-waves:

    i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

    Holy fuxki shit

    this is literally the best fucking thing i’ve watched this year.

    Oh my god this is amazing

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  • spannish lessions w/ milo

    ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

    "i want a blowjob"

    quiero una biblia

    "call a prostitute"

    llama a la monja

    "where is the strip club"

    donde esta la iglesia

    "i want to get laid"

    quiero leer la palabra de dios

    (Source: zojjaboy, via sorable)

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  • shingekinokyojinheaven:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

    and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

    so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

    but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

    and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

    and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

    and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
    but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

    but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

    amateur

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